Lately my mom and dad have been putting me in some strange things. I get squeezed into this "bumbo"-thing, my sizeable legs are squished in and I'm stuck... not sure whether I like it, my mom and dad laugh, how dare they, while I'm stuck! And I lose it!
And then there's the hanging contraption! They strap me in and dangle me in torture... I turn and turn, with no where to go! Left to bounce and bounce, and again they watch and laugh!
So I admit with all this struggling and bouncing I've been indulging myself more than a little... and I have been putting on the weight. Mom and dad took me to get weighed ... so what if I'm in the 95th percentile ... somebody has to be that last 5%!
| Hey, get me off this thing, I'm getting a little peckish! |
| Mid-April snow fall! |
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